Advice from Larry:

Everyone  concentrates on the problems we're having in Our Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida...Not  me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a  win-win situation.        

* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida  alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.        

 Any other problems you would like  for me to solve today?       

Think  about this:
1.  Cows
2.  The Constitution 
3.  The Ten Commandments       

 COWS: 

Is it  just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept  in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million  illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should  give each of them a cow.  

 THE  CONSTITUTION: 
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq ...why  don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of  really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not  using it anymore. 


 THE  10 COMMANDMENTS: The  real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a  courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work  environment.